Just my Luck

So, I was in Target with my lovely friend, Kiara, buying some much needed “products” for a special night. The “products” happened to be a nude, 32 A bra (not exactly sexy), hair removal strips for eyebrows, and fake nails. I’m not exactly proud of these items, but let’s just say they were needed.

So, anyways I go to get inline to check-out where a young lady worked at the register. (Girls understand girls so the “products” I was buying wouldn’t have seemed so embarrassing), but there was a couple in front of me in line so I waited. Eventually this register line got longer and longer as more people lined up behind me, so the store opened up another register. Since I was second in line I got to be the first one at the new one. A young, very attractive man tapped me on the shoulder and told me he’d “check me out up at the other register” then he motioned for me to follow him. I looked down at my nude, flat chested bra, fake nails, and hair removal strips and then I looked at my friend Kiara… I did not want to go to the cash register that had a really hot guy running it with these certain “products” but I had to.

I walked as slowly as I could to the register, did not look the man in the eyes, and paid as quickly as I could so I could get out of that store ASAP.

All I have to say on the subject is, Target really needs to get ‘self check-out’ registers.

FML.

CAMPING!

Ok, so I went camping this weak, and i'm getting a ton of questions about how it went. There really is no answer to describe the things that happened, so to sum it all up I'm posting all of the most memorable quotes from my camping trip!

Me: "What was the 36th state to allow women to vote?"
Heather: "Puerto rico!"
Me:" Heather, it needs to be a state."
Heather:"Oh... Canada!"

Heather: "Mom! There's a racoon getting into our food!"
Julie:"Ew, yuck! Throw a rock at it!"
Heather:"Where do I get the rock?"

Me:"And in my dream I drank like five beers!"
Julie:"You had five? I only let Heather had three!"

Me:"You could be old, fat, and have osteoporosis and you could still play golf!"

Random lady:"We found a lot of Snipe holes!"

Larry:"Go chase it away!"
Julie:"Your the man, you go!"

Me:"You can fit 100 Earths inside mars!"
Heather:"I think that's Jupitar."

Me:"Heather, don't make a ton of noise!"
Me:*SPLASH* *SCREAM* *FALL*
Heather:"What was that about not making a lot of noise?"

Me:"Why did you throw a rock at them?"

Me:"I think that's the little dipper, and there's the big one."
Heather:"You can't see the little and the big dipper at the same time."

Me:"Is that the milky way?"
Larry:"No! We're in the milky way, so you can't see it. That's the northern lights!"

Me:"Heather! Are you mentally retarded?!"

There are probably a lot more quotes that i just can't remember right now. So if your interested in the whole story, just let me know! =]]